Friday, February 3, 2012

Random Funnies

Here's to the weekend! Happy smiling!

- I was playing with the little boy we take care of in primary and after I squished his cheeks he jumps up and says, "I'm going to bite your neck!" um....no not in primary. 

- Justin talks in his sleep really bad. The other night he left me with this gem as we were headed to sleep. Almost asleep I hear justin laugh out loud and say clear as a bell, " That's great!" I asked what was great with no response. He didn't remember what he was dreaming about. hehe

-My baby pt is about 15 months and LOVES to take his socks on and off. So for fun I put socks on his feet and then on both his hands. He was so baffled about how to get them off. He kept clapping his hands together. It made me laugh. 

- ( warning this may be TMI) The other day I woke up in the afternoon and was at my table in a wooden chair. I farted really loud and the chair didn't help. All the sudden I hear my downstairs neighbors bust up laughing......do you think that they heard me? =)

-I came home from work around 8 and really wanted oatmeal for breakfast. We keep it above our stove. So I grab it but not strong enough I guess and it just flips out of my hands and poof! Oatmeal everywhere on the stove, counters, floor. I actually debated if I wanted to clean it up then. I am still finding bits of oatmeal around the kitchen. 

-To end we have been enjoying some laffy taffy's so here's a couple of jokes from them. 

Why did the elephant decide not to move?





He couldn't lift his trunk!

What did the crop say to the Farmer?





Quit pickin' on me! 

How do sheep get clean?





They take a Baa-aa-aath! 

Happy Friday all!

1 comment:

  1. I love this. I especially like the oatmeal shower. It reminds me of the time I was vigorously shaking the Parmesan cheese can to break up the lumps....with the vent open. It rained cheese all over the kitchen and everyone in it.
    Keep the laughs coming!

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