If you give a Justin money......

If you give a Justin money for Christmas, he might not know what to do with it.
He will look and look and say, " Oh my how about this?!"
Till he finds what he really wants a blue-ray disc of planet earth.
" It will make us smarter!, It will make our baby smarter!" he proclaimed

When he goes to watch it on our tiny hand me down t.v. it doesn't work.
He hems and haws and tries all sorts of tricks to see if it will work.
Then he goes looking. Looking at BIG t.v.'s and a new player just to see.

Then he comes home with a new, fancy, BIG t.v. he anxiously hooks it up
Lo' and behold it works! It's fabulous! It's sooooo cool.
It works great. Then the next day he lovely wife starts to watch t.v .
As she's doing her yoga video all the sudden the sound shuts off.
Then as she fiddles with this and that the picture on the t.v. goes black.
Never to be turned on again.

"Oh no!" she wailed to break Justin's t.v. is no good.
When Justin gets home he fiddles with this and that and declares,
" I am taking it back!" Taking it back he goes to get a refund
But does he come home alone.....? No he gets another big t.v
"This one is a little bit bigger" he says

After setting it up and feeling better Justin realizes something.
This t.v. is heavier then the other and a little bit wobbly on the stand
" This must be fixed" he says. Off to the hardware store he goes.
Bringing back a t.v. wall mount. He dutifully measures and thinks
making sure he puts it level, safe and secure.

"Ah" he says," It's finally put together just right."
But wait, "what about curtains, to cover it up when we aren't watching it?"
And then what comes in the mail? Justin's Birthday money.
If you give a Justin money he might not know what to do with it.